The House of the Living Doll

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The House of the Living Doll is a fusion of two well-known songs. Guess which ones!
 

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  1. Anonymous19 August 2024 at 20:01

    Went to the relatively newly reopened Jockey’s this evening. Sadly empty. The zoo it used to be is no more.

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    1. Para Glider20 August 2024 at 08:53

      I've not been to Dubai for a few years now so didn't know it had reopened. Are they still calling it Jockey's Pub?

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