And the Winner is - "When I, Roger"

Most spam, as most bloggers or webmasters will confirm, is just that - spam. Junk mail with no redeeming features. Most, but not all. Occasionally a gem turns up. This wonderfully convoluted (but perfectly spelt) invocation to puchase pharmaceuticals is well worth a second reading:

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So the regardless on our web purlieus you wishes greet a doctor of your questions. All consultations are conducted anonymously and on touching it no one wishes cognizant of.

Yet, while I wouldn't presume to wish cognizant of, I'd have to give pride of place, this week at least, to Roger's plaintiff tale (with a happy ending):

When I, Roger, went on a vacation and it rained all day, it sucked pretty bad, so now I use (url removed) and they are the best.

What could Dame Edith Sitwell not have fashioned from such perfect raw material? When Sir Beelzebub, indeed.