14 October 2025
Synesthography, anyone?
3 October 2025
They move among us
30 September 2025
23 September 2025
Tomorrow's Bread
trying to make the best of it.
Give us, today, tomorrow’s bread.
Picture the lilies! Jesus said
Solomon wasn’t half as fit.
Briefly alive, a long time dead,
how shall we sleep unless we’re fed?
The board is bare; why would we sit?
Give us, today, tomorrow’s bread.
We tilled your soil. Our fingers bled.
The famine struck. We took the hit.
Briefly alive, a long time dead,
with every Autumn comes the dread
of sicknesses we daren’t admit.
Give us, today, tomorrow’s bread,
you Great and Good! We're going to bed.
We pay your tax, endure your shit.
Briefly alive, a long time dead,
give us, today, tomorrow's bread.
13 September 2025
Guns don't kill people
People kill people...
except, they don't. Not normally. I was brought up in a town of 50,000 people, on the West coast of Scotland. My childhood and teenage years were the 50s and 60s. Our parents had lived through the horrors of the 2nd World War. Now, they were living through the peacetime hardships of shortages and rationing. But of one thing they were certain: the killing had been an aberration; normality had returned, where people live in peace. Where people don't kill people. Where people don't need guns.On cue, within minutes of every new firearm atrocity, the tired old gun lobbyists (hereinafter, the Globbies, ok?) crawl out of the woodwork with their tired old incantation – Guns don't kill people... People kill people, and every time I shake my head and think – not in my World, they don't. And before any Globby tells me that small-town Scotland is a very sheltered corner of the planet – check my Profile page for where I've lived and worked since leaving there. I still say, fifty years later – not in my World, they don't.
Guns don't kill People... Bullets kill people
It's a truism that without ammunition a gun is a pretty useless weapon. It could serve as a bludgeon of sorts, but the balance is all wrong, It would be no match for a baseball bat, far less a machete. But we're getting ahead of ourselves here. Let's step back and quietly consider some aspects of violence.
For one adult to kill another in unarmed combat, assuming both are in reasonable health and physical condition, is actually no mean feat. It requires either great effort and determination, or considerable knowledge and technique. Or, just conceivably, diabolical 'luck'. It also requires an absolute awareness and total involvement with what you are doing, something the vast majority of people would pull back from, in total revulsion at the enormity of the act, and its consequences.
Bring a knife into the equation and everything changes. We are all capable of lashing out in anger and, with a knife in hand, a single strike can be fatal (though usually it is not). But again, let's step back, to small-town Scotland and the day one lad brought a flick-knife to school.
He had no intention of using it, of course. He just wanted his moment of glory impressing his friends or maybe frightening a few juniors. Inevitably, he was uncovered and the knife confiscated. On the following morning the Headmaster addressed the school: Unable to make an impression on his fellows on equal terms, the culprit had sought an unfair advantage. In trying to command fear in others, he had merely betrayed his own fear. In trying to be the bully he was not physically cut out to be, he had shown himself to be – a coward. The psychology was exactly right. No-one ever again brought a knife to school.
The Headmaster was right. A knife is a coward's weapon. Yet, while it gives an unfair advantage, it still requires a degree of closeness to, and interaction with, the victim. A quick and lethal thrust does not compare with the white-knuckled sweaty intensity of wringing out a life, bare hands around the throat, and yet... A knife will still transmit its passage back from blade to haft to hand. You will feel the changes from cloth to soft tissue, to muscle wall, to vital organ. The scrape of steel on bone. You will know what you have done and most of us could not do it, or live with it afterwards. Quite literally, you will have blood on your hands.
At best, then, the knife is a half-way house. The true coward's weapon would further reduce the involvement between killer and victim. This is where the gun comes in. The gun, or at least its bullet, kills at a distance. There is no need for the killer to feel any involvement whatsoever with the victim. You point, s/he dies. It feels no different from shooting at a target. Easier still is the semi-automatic weapon where you don't even need to know who or how many have died. Isn't this the very epitome of cowardice?
Guns don't kill people... Cowards kill people
What we've seen thus far is a progression, from unarmed equals, to knife-wielding wimps, to gun-toting cowards, to the craven cowards with semi-automatic weapons. Is this the limit of inhumanity? Sadly no, it is not. Crasser still are those who kill by proxy, who pay others to do their dirty work. Those who profit from the manufacture and sale of weapons. Those who foment conflicts and wars to advance such sales and maximise their personal fortunes.
As it is simply distasteful to dwell too long among such miserable specimens, let's look instead at the opposite end of this continuum to see what manner of people can be found there. These are the people who never pull a gun or draw a knife. Who rarely if ever raise a fist. Who will argue and agree to differ. Who will walk away and get on with their lives. Some are quite famous: Archbishop Desmond Tutu, Siddhartha Gautama, Jesus of Nazareth. Most are relative unknowns on the World stage: me, my friends and work colleagues, the grocer on the corner, his wife and kids. Most folk, in fact - the people who don't kill people.
Thank you for reading.
9 September 2025
Rational Express now in print
A paperback version of The Rational Express is now available from Amazon. It differs from the Kindle e-book version by being flammable, if not inflammatory. Neither will break the bank.
21 August 2025
The Rational Express
Now available on Kindle:
These articles were originally written as standalone pieces on HubPages, under my screen name Paraglider. The common themes that run through the articles are: that the World is better understood without reference to, or reliance on, the supernatural, that situational pragmatism is preferable to any form of dogmatism, and that faith-based belief systems are neither necessary nor helpful as the foundation of a fair society. Though the articles deal with serious topics, they are intended as entertainment and do not profess philosophical, scientific or academic rigour. Their original aim, in which they largely succeeded, was to stimulate discussion.
All this, for less than the price of a pint . . .
7 August 2025
Tom Lehrer's Hunting Song
By the way, I haven't really lost all my hair. This is the effect of sitting in front of a bright window!
6 August 2025
An Open Letter
This should not take you long. The list will be short.
Thank you.
25 July 2025
If the cap fits...
9 July 2025
Fake News or False Precision?
4 July 2025
A brief innings
16 June 2025
Ex-pat Plonk
I lived in the Middle East from 2002 to 2018 during which time I evolved many methods and recipes suited to the conditions and restrictions of the region. When back in UK and effectively grounded by the corona-virus pandemic, I decided to devote a blog to the topic as a 'one stop shop' for the ex-pat plonk community and anyone else who fancies giving it a go.
In fact, I already have several web articles 'out there', most notably on HubPages, where over the years I have fielded thousands of questions from aspiring wine and cider makers, most of whom, it must be said, have got into difficulties only through not following my simple directions. Fortunately, I am extremely patient. . .
5 January 2025
At last - The Paraplexed Crossword
The Basic Crossword
Across 1. The newish name for Twitter (1)
Down 1. The third-last letter of the English alphabet (1)
The Intermediate Crossword
Across 1. The newish name for Twitter, repeated once (1,1)
3. The number 20, as written by Marcus Junius Brutus (2)
Down 1. A possible shorthand for one's previous partner but one (1,1)
2. Substitute signatures for two illiterate individuals (1,1)
The Advanced Crossword
Across 1. A winning row in noughts & crosses (1,1,1)
4. A traditional descriptor for a premium strength ale (3)
5. The number of days in September, as written by Caius Cassius (3)
Down 1. The newish name for Twitter, repeated twice (1,1,1)
2. A winning column in noughts & crosses (1,1,1)
3. An amorous appendage to a signature in a love letter (1,1,1)
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