Happy New Year to All - EXCEPT SPAMMERS

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It's not important in the grand scheme of things. But within the frame of reference of the microcosm that is the Paranormal Hotel Blog, there is room for humour, friendliness, triviality, occasional seriousness, routine urbanity and much else that scarce merits mention. In particular, there is always a welcome for guests' comments, almost all of which recognise and respect the prevailing local ethos of tongue in cheek commentary and observation. Keep coming, folks, and have a great New Year!
Now, to the spammers: dull-minded and pathetic you may be, equally low in neurons, imagination and decency, unloved and unenviable, wasteful of space and even of the air that you breathe: what are we to do with you?
Well, you might be surprised to learn that on March 27th, 2011, at precisely 1520 GMT, as a necessary and sufficient precursor to the End of the Universe, as predicted by the Mayan Calendar, Nostradamus and Gary Glitter himself, all spammers, together with their computers, will spontaneously implode. It is further predicted that those who happen to be standing up at that moment will collapse in on themselves and fall vertically about their shoes, as happens in all the best controlled demolitions.

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  1. Dubai Residents31 December 2010 at 13:41

    muhahaha

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  2. Para Glider6 January 2011 at 10:56

    We aim to please ;)

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  3. Elle15 January 2011 at 20:47

    Oh please let this one come true!

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  4. funride15 January 2011 at 21:06

    I`m counting every minute... two months to go! :D

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  5. Para Glider15 January 2011 at 21:21

    Elle & funride (welcome both!!) if we all put our hands together, who knows ;) Thank you for visiting :)

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