What do Wendi Deng Murdoch and John Prescott have in common?
b) a calm, unflappable demeanour
c) a healthy spontaneity coupled with quick reactions
d) good hair and a nice slim figure
e) a sinister old twit for a husband
Wendi - your performance on the day was head and shoulders above that of your craven husband and his wee boy. Good on you, lass!
(John Prescott, Tony Blair's deputy PM, famously swung round and landed a creditable straight left on a protester who had flung an egg at him - end of history lesson for today!)