I see no Ships
Helga's taller chickens take up a corner position and concentrate on looking devastating, safe in the knowledge that they can see and be seen by everyone. They are the Paranormal's lighthouses. Their smaller colleagues compensate by moving around more. Lavatory trips are useful (in groups of course) to polish the make-up and enhance re-entry opportunities. Dancing works too, for the less wooden.
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who is Helga? theres so many russian madams in there I cant keep track!Anna is the best russian!
ReplyDeleteHelga (not her real name, but close!) isn't there as much as she used to be. She's very blonde, very smiley and not a small lady! She also has a team of, shall we say, helpers, though she's not above working herself. To keep her hand in, no doubt!
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